153. Saw blades fly a lot like frisbees. 
 
154. Any bad guy will nonchalantly turn around to answer an Austrian man asking him "como esta?" 
 
155. Dead special ops guys will conveniently be waiting for you when you open up one of your many screen doors.
 
156. The best way to discreetly warn someone that a group of men with a private army is about to kill them is to fly a military helicopter and warn them personally, even though that person has a telephone. 
 
157. Cars are capable of driving through windy mountain roads as fast as a helicopter can fly over them. 
 
158. Grenades can either detonate on impact or have a timed fuse depending on who is using them
 
159. All ex-commandos can shoulder press phone booths with people in them. 
 
160. It's perfectly acceptable for the police to allow a woman to leave an army surplus store in the middle of the night pushing a cart full of stolen military weaponry. 
 
161. People in motel rooms continue having sex despite gunshots coming from the next room.
 
162. Having sex involves the woman getting BEHIND the man. 
 
163. The best way to assault an evil dictator's island is to get into an inflatable raft and row AWAY from the island. 
 
164. The best technique to avoid gunfire is to stand behind a slender statue. 
 
165. Firing a rocket launcher causes you to fall backwards, even though firing one backwards does not cause you to fall forwards.
 
166. Flight attendants always have a quarter in their purse that's incredibly easy to reach. They never carry nickles or dimes or pennies, so you don't have to bother looking to see that you grab the correct coin.
 
167. Pink lamps in motel rooms stand up by themselves after being knocked over
 
168. Most of the soldiers in every evil dictator's private military look exactly the same. 
 
169. All it takes to break a thick steel chain which is guarding a warehouse full of war goodies is just a little muscle. 
 
170. Ripping a seat out of a car is much more efficient than simply ducking. 
 
171. The best way to fake your own death is to have someone blow up a boat with you in it. 
 
172. If someone rats you out to the police (er..the mall security) because they think you're CRAZY, then you should start a shootout, beat up every security guard in the mall, swing from floor to floor via large balloons, rip a phone booth out of the wall, and steal the person's car. That will get them to calm down.
 
173. A rocket launcher will blow up a vehicle full of bad guys, but if you shoot one at a vehicle containing a good guy it'll just break open the back so he can escape. 
 
174. It takes about two seconds to exit a Chevy Blazer that just crashed into a ditch at about forty miles per hour and landed upside down. 
 
175. Your typical passenger on an airplane doesn't really care when you start killing the people sitting near you. 
 
176. Airports in Los Angeles are situated next to swamps, for the convenience of those passengers who realized at the very last minute that they got on the wrong flight or forgot to pack something.
 
177. Machine guns have absolutely no kickback whatsoever, allowing you to fire one accurately with one arm while lying down.
 
178. when you use binoculars and turn your head right-to-left, it makes your view going left-to-right
 
179. Evil dictators often employ cardboard cutouts of soldiers to eliminate payroll.
 
180. Stewardesses do not notice things like the smell of death or rigor mortis on passengers, even after many hours. 
 
181. The steering wheel lock on a Blazer is disabled when wires are pulled from the engine. 
 
182. The largest and one of the most secure airports in the world has locked gates that can easily be hopped over
 
183. All deposed dictators can afford their own private Pacific island, complete with amenities like a cell phone repeater (even back in 1985), electricity, and a fully armed private army
 
184. The military would not notice such an island, even though it is only a short flight from U.S. soil. 
 
185. Hot chicks dig mall security guards. 
 
186. When chasing a Porsche, make sure to drive through the grass!!!!
 
187. when buying a car, vinyl is better than leather..its hot, sticky, cracks, etc. 
 
188. never EVER let your kid make lunch for you 
 
189. the magical words to ensure you'll win the knife fight is "Lets Party" 
 
190. A Man on a mission will be accompanied by steel drums wherever he goes. 
 
191. 'Right?' is 'Wrong!' 
 
192. It is appropriate to stare from behind trees with a hardass look on one's face.
 
193. Private army soldiers who are not being shot die anyway.
 
194. The best way to avoid being blown away by a grenade is not to hit the dirt but to jump over it and yell "Heeeaaarrrrrrggghhggghhh!" 
 
195. To recover from a grenade one should always take off their vest only to reveal camo "stripes" on their chest that they never put there. 
 
196. When being over run by an army of Mexican clones the best thing to do is nail every one of them with an M60 wielded with ONE HAND at long range and slowly sidestep behind a two-foot impenetrable rose hedge while holding your breath(makes your aiming much more accurate) while your jugulars are EXPLODING from your neck. (remember, your goal is to eventually get some cover-ON A ROOFTOP) 
 
197. The best way to find where the hostage is being held is to yell "CHHHHHHHHHHENY!" while randomly kicking doors in.
 
198. A nice, quite, stealthy pistol (on a rescue mission) to use for rapid close range shots is a .50 DESERT EAGLE, because they have absolutely NO kickback(this applies to m16s and Uzi's, which is why they are ideal for being wielded with one hand when you could use two) and have very a large ammo capacity. 
 
199. If you kick in the door of your neighboring hotel room, you WILL see some big knockers
 
200. When commando movies end it's always kick a$$ to play The Power Station when the same 3.5 seconds of audio drums have been repeated (the volume just changes to make it more interesting/intense) throughout the entire movie.
 
201. If some other country's evil dictator kidnaps your kid, it is your duty as a commando to wipe out every last one of them. When finished take your young daughter in one arm (the grenade only made it stronger) and walk right through the burning corpses (this makes her happy and forget about her kidnapping horrors) only to confirm with the real army (who can probably get the bad guys to give up and surrender with minimal casualties) that you left "JUST BODIES" 
 
202. The best credit sequence for a hardcore action movie is one where a father is seen playing with daughter in a cute manner 
 
203. A man who kills over 80 people is a big softie at heart. 
 
204. You can always find two parking places right in front of the front door of a huge shopping mall. 
 
205. After being held captive for over 11 hours in a locked room, knowing full well that dad will come to the rescue, the best place to go when finally engineering an escape is to an underground boiler room with just one entrance
 
206. After making some kind of illegal deal with a man who is currently being chased by "one big mofo", you should immediately run around frantically and start shooting police officers instead of trying to sneak away unnoticed.
 
207. Car dealers keep the keys of a showroom Cadillac in the ignition, just in case it needs to be driven out of the front window
 
208. Ex commandos like to read articles about Boy George.
 
209. Your ten year old daughter will not be disturbed in any way by the sight of a large iron pole being thrust through a man's stomach. 
 
210. Fat Australians are just as strong as Mr.Olympia winning Austrians. 
 
211. Blowing up a police truck is not considered a punishable offence. 
 
212. When its a race against time to save your daughter you don't suit up and get your gear together for a fast assault but store it all on a rubber dingy and change into a pair of tight black speedo's. 
 
213. Being shot between the balls is apparently more deadly than being shot between the eyes. 
 
214. when arriving at a person's house, it is always more effective to yell their name to see if they are inside rather than knocking on the door.
 
215. a woman who's been kidnapped, used to seduce a guy, had her car seats ripped out and car smashed into a pole; will NOT notify her family/friends of her well being, but instead will automatically decide to help her kidnapper in his quest to regain his daughter, and will forget about compensation for her car, and in the process will attack cops with rockets, and become a fugitive. 
 
216. bad guys in garbage trucks arriving to pick up trash on the wrong day will cause only the intended target(and no other neighbours) to walk outside.
 
217. bad guys can drive around in stolen showroom cars (used to kill the salesman 1 minute ago) without worrying about getting pulled over by cops. 
 
218. the mere thought of stabbing the goodguy with a knife, causes the badguy to experience a sexual climax. 
 
219. even though Arnie doesn't know how to fly a plane, he automatically knows which lever will cause the plane to dart suddenly upwards, even though the flight-trained woman says "they're not gonna make it". 
 
220. it's ok to re-use actors in a film(cop/security guards...again as...evil soldiers at end of movie), nobody will notice it's the same guys...as long as you use fake-looking black moustaches (even though the guys have brown hair). 
 
221. though its the 80's and mobile cellphones are very hard(if possible) to find....high tech binoculars that measure distances etc are easily accessible. (try to find one of those binoculars in this day and age). 
 
222. Let ur customer ignite the engine to one of ur showroom cars and "feel it purr" 
 
223. Even in the face of imminent danger, have a catchy one-liner handy (i.e. "Stick Around" "Let off some steam" "Knock Knock", etc.) 
 
224. Vote the protagonist into office 
 
225. Let a hot, panicky, airline-stewardess be ur sidekick* 
 
226. Lie to the little guy u said u were gonna kill last 
 
227. The best place to relocate a man who's "made enemies all over the world" is a huge villa in the hills of California.
 
228. "Bennett" is the codename for a VERY early prototype of the T-1000 since it can imitate a living person's voice. The appearance of "Bennett" is probably to distract people so they wouldn't think it's a super killing machine. Maybe that's why Matrix had difficulties beating it and maybe that's why the pipe Matrix threw at it impaled it so easily.
 
229. You can actually have air sickness with the plane still firmly on the ground 
 
230. It is understandable to be stone-faced, completely emotionless, when you're about to hit a pole in a car that's moving fast. 
 
231. You can do A LOT of stuff if you know General Franklin Kirby 
 
232. John Matrix and Neo from Matrix have seemingly equal powers - flying, dodging bullets, solving huge melee fights easily against uniform characters, piercing through other people - despite only one of them being The Chosen One.
 
233. Miniature trampolines and gymnasts make ideal grenade fodder. Especially when they jump and flip before the grenade has exploded.
 
234. A 'fag grin' is apparently a great way to get hot flight attendants to find you attractive. 
 
235. Kidnapped children are usually pretty feisty when it comes to communicating with their kidnappers - even up to the point that it is "not nearly as nice" to reunite with daddy than it is to watch daddy smash the kidnapper's face in. 
 
236. grab a pair of swimming flippers after you just grabbed an inflatable raft that you plan to row to the shore of the island
 
237. of course you can blow up an inflatable raft without using any kind of pump.
 
238. Thick power cords that connect phone booths to power sources and telephone lines are designed to easily break just in case someone needs to lift the booth in a hurry.
 
239. When you've just killed the passenger next to you and covered his face with a hat, the hat will not fall off at any point during take-off, the plane will experience no turbulence, the pilot will execute no turns, but the hat will fall off immediately upon landing. 
 
240. When you break into a building and tell someone to wait outside, they will know exactly which window to wait by. This will be the room that has the important information, even though that person has never been there before. The Coast Guard will not investigate a plane that mysteriously disappears off a radar screen. 
 
241. None of your guards will notice if an unidentified plane lands near your private island. 
 
242. In order to hide and protect yourself properly during a gun shooting in a motel room, you can't just go behind some bars once (AND KEEP LOOKING AT THE GUN'S DIRECTION), you have to go there four times, each time teleporting to the starting point like in Monopoly. 
 
243. It's not obvious whether a dead man will need the car he used to own or not. But if you have a sidekick with you, tell her that he won't need it - just in case the sidekick was unsure about stepping into a car you and your sidekick investigated thoroughly after you killed the car's owner. 
 
244. Commandos are in excellent physical condition, their diet consists of 12 scrambled green berets for breakfast. This is the perfect start to a day's training. 
 
245. Dont bother to try to snipe or even flank the Big Special Ops guy killing everyone
 
246. They found rock n roll 'subversive' in east germany 
 
247. Freddy Mercury gained 50 pounds so he could play Bennett. 
 
248. Hooking a fish with your daughter is apparently dramatic enough for a musical buildup. 
 
249. Radars, when you look at them, will beep every second until something disappears from them, at which point they simply hold one long note.
 
250. When told to wait in the car, people will not notice you dropping a man off a cliff ten feet away.