1. The whole Monday was hell
  2. But it was the night before it was supposed to happen
  3. I was lying down playing with my kitty Torsten (Torsten)
  4. Then I heard some shit coming from the chimney (Chimney)
  5. Then there was a bang from the fireplace
  6. I hid behind the Christmas pig
  7. A fat and bearded old bastard stepped out
  8. And the Santa Claus was standing there like a red-hot spear
  9. And down our big staircase
  10. Our big, flabby dad came
  11. The old man dropped his jaw because the Santa Claus was naked
  12.  
  13. I sucked Santa's dick last night
  14. Then they had ass sex in our flowerbed
  15. I sucked Santa's dick last night
  16. Then he put it on my cat
  17.  
  18. The whole Tuesday was a fucking mess
  19. I sat in a corner jerking off and drinking beer
  20. And when I was at my best I was pilling my balls and balls (Ball)
  21. Then I heard something fall down the chimney (Fall)
  22. Could this be Santa's big and heavy?
  23. I'm starting to see the outline of a scrotum
  24. And Santa Claus, a big, fat, ugly one (Ugly one)
  25. Had a lot of cum left on his dick (Drulen)
  26. And down our big stairs
  27. Come our big, flabby daddy
  28. The old man dropped his jaw because Santa was naked
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  31. Monica Zetterlund
  32. But just in case my beloved is waiting
  33. The National Theatre
  34. I'm celebrating Christmas in Poland
  35. Uncle Kånkel
  36. I sucked Santa suck daddy last night
  37. Then they had ass sex in our flowerbed
  38. I sucked Santa suck daddy last night
  39. Then he put it on my cat
  40.  
  41. Yes, mom
  42. I sucked Santa suck daddy last night
  43. Then they had ass sex in our flowerbed
  44. I sucked Santa fuck daddy in the mouth
  45. Then he put it on my dog
  46.  
  47. I sucked Santa suck daddy last night
  48. Then they had ass sex in our flowerbed
  49. I sucked Santa suck daddy last night
  50. Then he put it on my cat
  51.  
  52. I sucked Santa suck daddy in night
  53. Then they had ass sex in our garden
  54. I sucked Santa fuck daddy in the mouth
  55. Then he put it on my dog
  56.  
  57. I sucked Santa fuck daddy last night
  58. Then they had gay sex in our garden
  59. I sucked Santa fuck daddy last night
  60. Then he put it on my cat
  61. I sucked Santa fuck daddy in the mouth
  62. Then they had gay sex for a good while
  63. I sucked Santa fuck daddy in the mouth
  64. Then he put it on my dog