The whole Monday was hell
But it was the night before it was supposed to happen
I was lying down playing with my kitty Torsten (Torsten)
Then I heard some shit coming from the chimney (Chimney)
Then there was a bang from the fireplace
I hid behind the Christmas pig
A fat and bearded old bastard stepped out
And the Santa Claus was standing there like a red-hot spear
And down our big staircase
Our big, flabby dad came
The old man dropped his jaw because the Santa Claus was naked

I sucked Santa's dick last night
Then they had ass sex in our flowerbed
I sucked Santa's dick last night
Then he put it on my cat

The whole Tuesday was a fucking mess
I sat in a corner jerking off and drinking beer
And when I was at my best I was pilling my balls and balls (Ball)
Then I heard something fall down the chimney (Fall)
Could this be Santa's big and heavy?
I'm starting to see the outline of a scrotum
And Santa Claus, a big, fat, ugly one (Ugly one)
Had a lot of cum left on his dick (Drulen)
And down our big stairs
Come our big, flabby daddy
The old man dropped his jaw because Santa was naked
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